I would have a joke for my friend...but he can't afford the punchline
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: what’s that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
that one depressed friend
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
hi Eric le
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
i'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: why Me: Because they can't find home
why do emos have friends? so they can hang with eachother
