Friend Jokes

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery

The tree left him hanging though

Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."

When my mom asks "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" I say "No mom..... I'd do it for free"

Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week

Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

I told him to stop being so clothes minded

hi Eric le

Share did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died

so all his friends came in one car

I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

Me: hey friend!

Friend: yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.

Friend: Touch

Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)

Friend: Grass

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass

we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.

I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don't you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.