Friend Jokes

I had a friend who was a dwarf..... he committed suicide........he jumped of a curb

somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)

Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.

My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS

your hair line is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs

Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.

dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"

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U need to eat make up in the inside beacuse Friend....... your so ulgy and your not even pretty in the outside

I had a good time with friends

I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣