Friend Jokes

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..

what do you call a friend in space? space friend

Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane

My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts

my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.

What do you call a kid name caitlyn?

My best friend

My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake

i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill

My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses, she missed very much.

She told her "Hey, long time no see."

Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!