Friend jokes

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.

Me: Do you know a funny joke?

Friend: Yes, you.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!

So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.