Friend jokes
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
My friend when she gets confused :
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.