Friend jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40.”

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Why can't orphans have friends?

They will stay together.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

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I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.