S.H. jokes

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).

Most of the jokes are trash.

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?

Head & Shoulders.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head N Shoulders.