me: i did just come home from africa and guess what i saw. friend: i dont know. me: a black market.
me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house.Because they can't make themselves at home
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Hey guys. so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! so so far its me and royal. if you want to join just comment why and your in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
Give a like if I have no friends.
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
My friend”hey i see dwarf me” where friend” in front of me
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)
-Dark_Humor
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
