Why did the twin towers order from just eat? They wanted some plane fries.
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
when''s the best day to get the chair? FRY-day.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
what do you call a burned mexican a fried torteya
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
how do you name a chinese kid?
throw a frying pan on their head, ching chong!
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
Why Did The Skeleton Have No Friends? He Was A Boner! Heheheh! Ah, See Ya Soon Kiddo. Im Goin On Break. Ill Give You Some Fried Snow Later!
Your pretty let me take you on a date sike I lied your ugly and fried what you talking about
Why are french fries rude
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!!!!
What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?
Deep fried
