Fri jokes
Did you know that the first French fries werenβt cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Memes
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.