Fri jokes
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.