Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Fri Jokes
Did you know that the first French fries werenβt cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him βwhy are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.β
The Asian man says βIβm here traveling and now Iβm gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice Iβve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwongβ
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
