Fri jokes
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Yup, I'm in america.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?