Why did the twin towers order from just eat? They wanted some plane fries.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
*karen walks into MCcdonalds lady at the counter:HI what can I get for you today?? Karen:i want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE lady at the counter:yes miss Karen:I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS lady at the counter:*sweats* Karen:THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW SKINY NOODLE
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
Why Did The Skeleton Have No Friends? He Was A Boner! Heheheh! Ah, See Ya Soon Kiddo. Im Goin On Break. Ill Give You Some Fried Snow Later!
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What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?
Deep fried
knock knock? Who's there? French French who? French frise!
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
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What do you get when you light stephen hawking on fire. A fried pc
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
french fries don't come from France they com from Greece
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
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