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Food

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

Mouse

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

Duck

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

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Comic

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".
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Dollar

Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.

Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.

A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.

In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.

He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.

So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.

Vegan

The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"

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    • Woman

    What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

    By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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    Illusion

    Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

    A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

    Fried Chicken

    Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

    Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
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    Community

    Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.

    I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.

    In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.

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