Fri jokes
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Why are french fries rude?
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
it's a fnac ref
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Joke.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"
The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."
Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.