Fri jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.

(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?

Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.

What do frogs eat?

French fries!

Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.

Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.

A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.

In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.

He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.

So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

What country do French Fries come from? Grease.

Why are french fries rude?

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

What do you call a baby potato?

Small fry!

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.

Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."

What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.