What country do French Fries come from? Grease.

Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

What do you call a bad ‘egg’ meme?

Deep fried

How do you kill 100 flies at once?

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

what do chinesse people order noodels in bed with some fried cat

The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks “so you don’t miss fried chicken.”

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive

french fries don’t come from France they com from Greece

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: ¨I see you eye-balling that French girl!¨