Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
did you know that French fries aren't from France? There cooked in Greece.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
Joke
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
what do you call a burned mexican a fried torteya
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.