Fri Jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!