Fri jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Joke.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.