Fri jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

What country do French Fries come from? Grease.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.

(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"

French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

Joke.

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.