What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Fri Jokes
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"
The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."
Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why are french fries rude?
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
