Fri jokes
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What is a mouse鈥檚 馃惌 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 馃崯馃構
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What did the French Fry 馃崯 say to the Hamburger 馃崝?
I guess that鈥檚 a wrap!
Where were the first French Fries 馃崯 made?
In Greece.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do french fries 馃崯 do when they meet? They ketchup.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Why are french fries rude?
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.