Fri jokes

Friend

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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

Mama

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Potato

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A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

Woman

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Baby

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What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

Street

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Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"