What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
would you like some wine with those french cries?
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
knock knock? Who's there? French French who? French frise!
The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
did you know that French fries aren't from France? There cooked in Greece.
I asked my french mate if he had a games console he said Oui !
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
One knight, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "Knight"!!!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
Le fishe de la toilette [Plays french music]
A friend of mine says Baguette all the time cuz she is French
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
