French

French jokes

Documentary

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

Memes

War

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

Game

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

Potato

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

City

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

Priest

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.

When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

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  • Ghost

    Person 1: How smart are you?

    Person 2: Really smart.

    Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

    Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

    Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

    Kiss

    Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

    Thanks for learning and getting advice.

    Also, don't be such a horny one!

    Inch

    Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.

    Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.

    Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.

    Nathan: WE-WE

    Alicia: WEE-WEE?

    Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes

    Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u

    Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*

    Alicia: *WEIRD*

    Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose

    Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess

    cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou

    nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy

    cuugh umm

    Memes

    Community

    YOOOO anyone seen news today??? Brian Thompson (CEO of untied healthcare) was killed in times square. Huge ass Gang bust in England that the Russians are behind. And the French are kind rebelling Also SK citizens are annoyed because of the new Matrial Law.