French Jokes

Le fish de la toilette.

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Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].

A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.

What country do French Fries come from? Grease.

The image shows two panels. The first panel shows Tom from "Tom and Jerry" with hearts in his eyes. The text above reads, "Foreigners hearing someone speaking French". The second panel shows Vegeta from "Dragon Ball Z" with a shocked expression and Piccolo behind him. The text above reads "Europeans hearing someone speaking French." The text at the bottom says "He is speaking the language of gays."

Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?

Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!