What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Yo mama so dumb she asked how much a free sample was.
Madeline McCann must of been homeless or something she was sure eggar for the free candy
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
i lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free
become a anti furry for free kfc and dead orphans in your bassment
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
