Free jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to download a free version of Windows.

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

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What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"