Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
