Found jokes

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A: HeHe.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.

Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.

Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.

Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.

Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.

But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.

Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.

So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

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A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.