Found Jokes

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x

If dust mites are found in dust, Bedbugs are found in beds where are cockroaches found in?

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods

voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home

2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, "where have you boys been?" 1 of them replied with, "we were all over the neighborhood, we're mail men now." Their snobby teen sister said, "well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters." Then 1 of the boys said, "actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

My girlfiends a porn star

She kill me if she found out

What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.

They are both nowhere to be found.

Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he