African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.
I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
