Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that's my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds "those are my headlights." He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down "daddy whats that?" The dad replies "that's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says "you can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see's them going at it he then yells "mommy turn on you're headlights daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Your forehead is so big and shiney it looks like a solar field
Why do downs kids blend in in geometry.
Their foreheads are angled.
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a monday and didn't end til' sunday
i like dick
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map
you like like a 2020 hologram of covid-19
You’re forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face
Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
Yo forehead so big and airplane can use that as a Runway!
your forehead is so big even mega mind knew you were smarter