Forehead jokes
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
I can see my future in your forehead.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.