So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”

Your forehead so big that the Teachers use it as a whiteboard

Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser

Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there

yo forehead is so big it couldnt even fit in the united states

Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead

girls with the name zoe have big forhead .

your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3

your forehead to big I can see my future when it shines

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it

Your forehead is so clear like the liberty bell manual in 1876

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.

what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias

Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead

Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait… they would be non existent.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?

your forehead is so big i can write an essay on it

if you go broke you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead

They didn’t have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.

your forhead is so big you can jump without getting hurt