Forehead Jokes

Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."

He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*

Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

Their foreheads are angled.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

I like dick.

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

Teacher: This assignment is big.

Student (male): I have something that's big.

Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.