So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
Your forehead so big that the Teachers use it as a whiteboard
Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
yo forehead is so big it couldnt even fit in the united states
Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
your forehead to big I can see my future when it shines
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it
Your forehead is so clear like the liberty bell manual in 1876
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.
what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead
Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait… they would be non existent.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?
your forehead is so big i can write an essay on it
if you go broke you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead
They didn’t have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.
your forhead is so big you can jump without getting hurt