Forehead jokes
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
You dream in 4K.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
your mom
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
How do you see past that forehead?