Forehead

Forehead Jokes

Size

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Difference

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

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  • Orbit

    When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

    Mom

    So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

    Time

    Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

    Baby

    When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

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