Forehead jokes
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Your mum's foreheads.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.