Forehead jokes

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?

Gracias.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

I kicked a goose, and I liked it!

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

How do you see past that forehead?

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.