Forehead jokes
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
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Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Mine never stops.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.