Offensive

Anonymous

If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said… They r recording it down… Careful… (no offense) pure joke.

Cross

Einstein

Your forehead is so long even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Angle

Boy joi

Yo forehead so angled Your mom could walk up

Baby

Anonymous

Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch

Bigness

Anonymous

your forehead so big everytime u shout your forehead starts pulsing

Head

Anonymous

You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning…Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

Moon

Anonymous

Your forehead is big the moon landing was there

Wall

Anonymous

Yo forehead is bigger than the wall of China

Yo mama

samuel

yo mama has such a big forehead she is the CEO of foreheads

Nose

Satan

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber.

I had to get from you forehead to your big ass nose

Forehead

Anonymous

choi soobin loml

Baby

miles crump

how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth

Girl

Anonymous

Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth I mean moon

Man

Anonymous

I entered kians house, at the top of the stair i was greeted my greatest fantasy, JOHN, he said in a manly tone, “hello there” i walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back, as i walk past his room i felt uneasy , i walk into kians room to find no one, i turn around and gasp, john is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer, he pushed me onto kians bed, the bed was that bad it broke as i fell onto it, john says “a broken is nothing to worry about” i look up at him in disbelief, hes more masculine than i thought, he thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch, he then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point i knew it was to late john, the fart he ripped(sticky to the touch) had me so in shock i wasnt ready for what was next, he picked and jamp on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadyl, sticky to the touch fart id ever seen, it knocked me out, i awoke to find i was in the WALLS, i looked out to find i was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, i fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, i heard “GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK” i then knew i was in for some kian treats The end

Toe

Lewis Borthwick

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

Snail

Ronans Big Balls

Why is Ronan’s forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings

Why is Jupiter’s ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan’s forehead kept it stuck in orbit

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy

Sauce

Anonymous

You’re the sriracha to my hoison sauce And together, we are pho ever.

Food

Anonymous

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy I said no wonder your foreheads so greasy

Kid

Mike oxlong

There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)

Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads

Adoption

Anonymous

I wear a nose on my forehead

People

Anonymous

why can Chinese people play baseball? because they ate the bat

Red

Proudly from the USA

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!! 🤣😂😆😁

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Orphan

Anonymous

Orphan joke protest

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