Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

I like dick.

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.