Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

Teacher: This assignment is big.

Student (male): I have something that's big.

Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

Their foreheads are angled.

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.