Forehead Jokes

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle a acute angle.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it

Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

your fore head is to big that you can see all world before you do

You dream with 4k

your forehead so big when you walk by i can't see whats in front of me

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Ya forehead so big sakuras forehead seemed small

Your forhead is so big you could have put a H for kobe to land on

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going

Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet stupid

Ur forehead is so big it blocked my phone service

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"