Forehead jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.