Forehead jokes
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.