Forehead jokes
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
I like dick.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!