Mastermind jokes

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

What is Hitler's favorite game?

Nahtzee.

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.