Forehead

Forehead Jokes

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.