Forehead jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.