Forehead jokes
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?