Forehead jokes

Mine never stops.

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

Jelianis' forehead😈

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.