Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Ok, here's a story about the church.

There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

William

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.