Forehead jokes
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖