Forehead jokes
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?