Forehead

Forehead Jokes

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!

America: Saying, “ I beg your pardon” in British English is like saying; “ What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?”

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh Im SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts đź‘–

@ Kobe the person under my joke ur hairline is so bad that kobe Bryant could of lived if he landed the helicopter on ur forehead