Sea food jokes
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!