Sea food jokes

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

What do mermaids put in the salads?

Sea cucumber.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

What does a cannibal call people in water?

Sea food.