Sea food jokes
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.