Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, right? And cereal boxes often say "family size." Get it? Orphans don't have families, so it's like the cereal box is rubbing it in! You probably buy the single-serving size 'cause you can't even handle sharing, ya selfish goof!