Food

Food jokes

Food memes

Gun

    • What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

    If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

    Doctor

    • I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

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    • Yo Momma

    • Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

    Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

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    • Hotdog

    • One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

    Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

    My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

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