what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize itβs half empty.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
After 12 its lunch ππ
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What did the salad say to pineapple
Lettuce be friends
Why does the mushroom π have many friends? Because itβs a fungi.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten
