What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
