Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
I like mouldy food
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
All Nepali love momos.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end
