Food

Food Jokes

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.