Food jokes
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Whatโs long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!