just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What’s your favourite food chode in the hole
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE
little johnny father seas if them boys say anther bad word i'm going to whoop them and little johnny brother sey's i'll like sum fuking food and he whoop him and little johnny sey's he wood i'll like sum food at lest i didnt i'll like sum fuking food by.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it
pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.
why did two fours skip lunch they alreddy 8
who is the coolest vegetable rad-ish of course
The other day this duck came by the gas station he ask the cashier do you have any duck food here the cashier said hell naw I got no damn duck food this the gas station not no damn swamp and I ain't ya mama. Then the duck ask him two more times and then the cashier said for the last time no I don't have any duck food here for you ok if you ask me again i will put you in the oven and deep fried you like Kentucky fried chicken.
Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.
