What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because youβve got the hottest pair of buns Iβve seen all week.
