Food jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."