Food jokes
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.