Food jokes
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"