Food jokes
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
I am mis-steak.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.