Food jokes

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

I named my dog Chicken.

I love eating chicken.

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.

Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.

I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.

One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?

The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?