Food jokes
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Milk (DYM 115).
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I like chips.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Cheese.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.