Food jokes
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.