Food jokes
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!