What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
