I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
