Food

Food jokes

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What is another word for a bagel? ๐Ÿฅฏ

Jewish doughnut โœก๏ธ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ–

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Sex is like pizza.

When itโ€™s hot, itโ€™s great.

When itโ€™s cold, itโ€™s still pretty good.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave doesnโ€™t brown your meat.