my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
we must start a propaganda for baked beans
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years
What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
You so poor you like post cards for food
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
