"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
