Food

Food jokes

Tic Tac

    • I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

    It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

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    • Ash

    • Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

    He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

    A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

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    • Meat

    • Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

    Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

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    • Tomato

    • What the can say to the tomato?

    Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

    I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

    Orphan

    • Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

    Teacher: What?

    Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

    Teacher: Why water?

    Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

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    • Weight

    • Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

    Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

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