Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
