Fly jokes
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
He was so close but so far
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.