Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
