Fly jokes
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.