Fly jokes
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.