I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
my friend said she wanted to fly, so i pushed her off a building
One time an and was collecting food suddenly a wind and pushed the ant to the river the ant said help help and a pigeon heared it then he grab a leaf and throwed It in a river the ant climbed on it and then pigeon and the ant became best friends but one time a hunter came to kill the pigeon when the saw him she bites his leg and the pigeon flys away from the arrow and that's how friends are everybody
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.
People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died
What is a home 🏡 that can fly? A magic house đźŹ
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Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
What do farts fly? Smellicopters!
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Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by, I checked my watch and said, "My how time is FLYING by."
What do you call a flying Aboriginal? Boong 747
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
why are cancer kids so fly
because they got the drip
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the ran i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
I bet kobee failed flying school
Why can’t orphans fly’ Because they’re still flying
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
