jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
Your head is so small even a fly could eat it
why did the turtle start flying he was ona jet
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!
what do you call a flying pig
Fiction
lmao why do people think they can fly
If 9-11 happened again I am want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What does a terroist do when they see a twin They fly a plane at them
People thaugh they were going on another country till they saw terrorist were flying the plane.
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
Well u know what they say time flies when your just a ball of anxiety and stress :D
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
