Fly jokes
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Memes
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.