Fly jokes
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Memes
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.