Fly jokes
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
lol
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.