Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Fly Jokes
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
