Fly jokes
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Memes
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.