Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
damn the terrorist from csgo really do be learning to fly
why did the 767 flies into the towers because a310 dared it too
What can you say bout planes you that you can say bout stocks They both be flying??
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
what bee is terrible at flying kobee
what do you call a bird with no feet? a fly
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.
What do farts fly? Smellicopters!
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
1979: i bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future" 2019: the flying cars future
Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it's her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down.......and have sex with her sooooo fast "BURP" that she WON'T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT........ the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says 'I dont know but my butt hurts real bad'.
why are cancer kids so fly
because they got the drip
