People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly
what’s grey and can’t fly? a parking lot
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
fish y u no fly. i dont like being caught naked
friend: what fly's and cry's
you: a cloud
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket he flys once but if you push him out of plane he flys for the rest of his life
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What did the corn say to the flying apple. That’s corny
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"
What is the difference between a tree and a dog? A dog can walk and a tree can not walk
moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? because it was a skoose
Kat what I did a cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah so funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time ofDo you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
