Fly jokes
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.