Fly jokes
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.