**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.
**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.
**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more
if i were attacked by a shark and you had god aim with a gun on the floor with amo would you save me (if you let me die I expected that already)
is throwing ketchup packets at people OR whipping ketchup packets on the floor and stomping on them a trend now or is my school just fucking insane
Wade fuckin threw up on the floor so he probably won’t be on the rest of the day, I’ll be on and off maybe, not sure.
GIMME SONG SUGGESTIONS>>>>>>> HERES MINE DXE DXE DXE (w/ homixide gang) - odetari taste(feat. offset) - tyga IT GIRL - aliyahs interlude FASHION - britney manson METAMORPHOSIS - interworld HYPNOTIC DATA - odetari ecstacy (slowed) - SUICIDAL-IDOL ON THE FLOOR - removeface, kyszenn
(i need mental help)
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclu… Read more
funny story about yesterday ( true )
a teacher / or principle walked into my science room ( I was upstairs not in science that period ) and he/she walked into a fire extinguisher and it dropped to the floor nd exploded, then people decided to spray cologne with it, and mf I thought someone went GAHGAHBOOM on the school, but any ways it got into a chemical room nd mixed in with chemicals too...
i inhaled so much of it on accident dude.. nd in certain sents I'm allergic too, GUESS WHOS SICK NOWWWW
Hey, ya’ll it’s ya boi, Itchaboi reporting live from my hospital bed on the balcony of the 1000th floor! Im gonna fall
WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more
The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)
Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more
GO TO gimkit.com/join TO PLAY FLOOR IS LAVA WITH ME
A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday, he goes on the elevator and goes down to the lobby and out the door to work. At the end of the day, he goes back to lobby, and goes up to the 7th floor, then walks the extra 3 floors, unless its raining, then he goes up to the 10th floor. Why does he do this?
So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.
The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, “To the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.”
I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.
The music then starts We go from the start, 1⁄2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.
Why is dance easy for some, But h… Read more
I haven't said a word, But you know what I'm thinking Like I know what you're thinking That's why both of us are drinking Can you feel it in the air? Couldn't cut it with a bread knife I'm to blame for both your wet eyes I'm aware, but I'm too scared to fight The fighting is done and nobody's won, So now we're just laying here with steaming empty guns And half of my heart has always been yours, So now I'm just laying… Read more
Heres somethin that hurt i slamd my middle finger in a fire door it was spraying blood on the walls the floor it was stinging and felt like it was pulseing they got me to hospital quick. PS im in foster care
I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.
It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more
