Flat Jokes

Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest

Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.

I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl

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say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut

How do you call an American Bee? -USB

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in his flat mate.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther

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A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin