Flat Jokes

Your dick is as flat as your grandma’s heartrate

The earth is flat

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

What's a flat chested emo called?

A cutting board.

What do you call a flat emo?

a cutting board

what do you call a flat emo.

cutting board.

what do u call a flat emo?

cutting board

whats another nick name for a flat emo ? a copping boars

what do you call a flat emo kid?

a cutting board.

What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile

What do you call a flat emo girl?

A cutting board

What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.

what do you call a flat chested emo? a cutting board

Quote of the day-

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

It’s me back at it again

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,

Some girls are like rocks 👍🏻

You skip the flat ones

Why was the fanny flat because so it can flop about

what does joyce from the show strange things say when she has a flat tire wheil wheil wheres wheil.

are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.

What do you call a flat chest emo girl?

A cutting board.