Flat Jokes

Grandma

YeetyMemes

Your dick is as flat as your grandma’s heartrate

Anti-jokes

Eatthatp....445

The earth is flat

Self Harm

Anonymous

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

Emo

What's a flat chested emo called?

A cutting board.

Emo

Anonymous

What do you call a flat emo?

a cutting board

Emo

Anonymous

what do you call a flat emo.

cutting board.

Emo

Anonymous

what do u call a flat emo?

cutting board

Emo

not telling

whats another nick name for a flat emo ? a copping boars

Emo

mitchelj54

what do you call a flat emo kid?

a cutting board.

Cabbage

More

What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile

Emo

Anonymous

What do you call a flat emo girl?

A cutting board

Depression

Anonymous

What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.

Emo

Anonymous

what do you call a flat chested emo? a cutting board

Tire

Ello

Quote of the day-

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

Galaxy

DaFunniBoi

It’s me back at it again

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,

Girl

Your momma

Some girls are like rocks 👍🏻

You skip the flat ones

Fanny

Anonymous

Why was the fanny flat because so it can flop about

Tire

freshfry

what does joyce from the show strange things say when she has a flat tire wheil wheil wheres wheil.

School

eat that p.... 445

are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.

Emo

TemperedEdge420

What do you call a flat chest emo girl?

A cutting board.