Flat jokes
No.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Community talk
On maps, Cuba is crocodile-shaped, but when I look at a flat paper outline, I cannot see the beautiful farm on the crocodile’s belly. I can’t find the palm trees, or bright coral beaches where flying fish leap, gleaming like rainbows.
end of part 3start of part 4 Box startsSometimes, I feel like a rolling wave of the sea, a wave that can only belong in between the two solid shores.
Sometimes, I feel like a bridge, or a storm.
I hate karens, protesters, vegans, flat earthers and tiktokers.
hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more