Flat Jokes

Girl: boys are like sports they get played

Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

Girls are like stones

The flat ones get skipped

-Why that flight is waiting at 30,000 feet height?

-One tyre became flat. They are changing it in the middle of journey.

So two guys walk into a bar one says can I have something to drink, the other says, you wish LOLOLOLOLOLOLO ldab on the haters-Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire