A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
She needs a flat surface cleaner
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
What do you call a flat emo ......
A chopping blockđź–¤
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
How do you call a cute door? a-door-able
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl
The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
