Flat Jokes

Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth

Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her

why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.

What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast

The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.

What do rocks a girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped

what do you call a flat road named after george floyd

Flat neck road

Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round

Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

what do u call a flat chested emo? a cutting board

Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.