Flat Jokes

Offensive

Anonymous

what do girls and rocks have in comen

the flat ones get skipped

Depression

Anonymous

flat earthers are completely wrong, if the earth was flat I would have yoted myself of the edge, years ago!

No

How do you call a cute door? a-door-able

No

How do you call an American Bee? -USB

Yeetus

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Border

Anonymous

Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.

Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

Girl

Anonymous

Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces

White

Anonymous

I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.

Female beater

Bitches do be so flat you would think they have Brest cancer

person

say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut

unrealnoodles

Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."...

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Sdk

in Emo

What do you call a flat emo ......

A chopping block🖤

Emo

Anonymous

what do you call a flat chested emo? a cutting board

iiiioᙠǫiᙠ

the earth used to be flat

till they buried yo mama

Laylay

in Emo

What do you call a flat chested emo A chopping board

Anonymous

in London

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?

All the exit signs were in English

Harry

in Roast

Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂

C..

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther