Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
flat girls be like ''i will have breats in the future'' this is to all the flat girls u will never get it
Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round
Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
flat earthers are completely wrong, if the earth was flat I would have yoted myself of the edge, years ago!
How do you call an American Bee? -USB
I'm Gay
Flat
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."...
say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut
Quote of the day-
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is sphere itself.
whats flat and great for cutting? me
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
