A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Flat
whats flat and great for cutting? me
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
girls are like rocks, the flat one gets skipped
Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Use the roast I put of flat earth
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ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
flat girls be like ''i will have breats in the future'' this is to all the flat girls u will never get it
you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.
What do you call a flat emo ......
A chopping block🖤
