Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
