Fives jokes
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"