Fives jokes

What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?

One baby stapled to five trees.

Two pedophiles talking to each other:

"Do you got two fives for one ten?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!

What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?

"Hi-five!"

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."