Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Never eat more than you can lift.
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
