Fitness

Fitness Jokes

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.

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