how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
