Your mom ma so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies she won't fit in it
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How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Question: Do you know who candis is? Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth
How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4....if you turn it upside down
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a titan's mouth
(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
