What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
I need to call candy whats candy can bofe if thies balls fit in your mouf
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
how do you fit 53 babies into a box. first get a blender...
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
